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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Is Jimmy Kimmel In The Illuminati? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2024

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

SPONSORS: Head to https://www.liquidiv.com and use code CAVE at checkout. Brought to you by BetterHelp, head to https://BetterHelp.com/BEARS today to get 10% off your first month. Make sure to catch the Chicago Street Race on July 7th at 4:30 PM Eastern on NBC. Go to https://Babbel.com/BEARS to get up to 60% off. We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by talk show host and possible member of the Illuminati, Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy talks about his humble beginnings meeting Adam Corolla and the early Comedy Central shows he hosted, The Man Show and Win Ben Stein's Money. They also talk about Bert's Kool-Aid habits, the proper way to pronounce Terrell Owen's name, going viral, Bob Hope's cul-de-sac of girlfriends, the best comedy duos, being honest, Dua Lipa, Ben Affleck, and so much more! Sacrifice some virgin blood and dig a tunnel to the kingdom of the lizards cause this is a good one. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 243 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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100% up here. You know we're in LA there's people walking around we just

0:07.5

grabbed whatever we found next Jimmy Kimelster. Wouldn't be cool for

0:12.0

with capture a podcast here?

0:13.7

Yeah.

0:16.6

Fucking asshole.

0:18.0

You were so lucky to get Corolla.

0:20.7

What do you mean?

0:21.2

He was just a great friend.

0:23.0

And Tom is such a...

0:25.0

He's such a selfish tax-evading.

0:29.0

It's a legal move.

0:31.0

You know he's voting for Trump, right?

0:32.0

I was just... A huge fan? I was just talking about.

0:35.4

Corolla had, when I met him he was 30, he's about to turn 60.

0:39.4

Wow.

0:40.4

So now I'm almost at the poor, I've, I've literally met him days before his 30th birthday, he was like,

0:45.9

I got to do something with my life

0:47.5

and he showed up at the radio station I worked at.

0:50.3

And by the way, that's old to do that. Yeah, it is...

0:53.0

When you look back at life, you go 30.

0:55.0

I mean like I was having kids I think.

0:57.0

Yeah.

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