Is P Diddy Going to Jail For Life, Justice for Meek, & Wonka Experience | Ep 159 | Chris Distefano

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Chris and Mike discuss the P Diddy allegations and charges, the Wonka Experience nightmare, Mike Cannon gives a pretty wild life update, and the boys answer your calls and read your comments! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Better Help Chrissy Chaos is Brought To You By Better Help Visit BetterHelp dot com slash chaos today to get 10% off your first month Genucel Order right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOS Free shipping on all orders! Prize Picks “Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” 00:00 Intro 05:14 Chris the Bad Christian 09:50 Crippling Special Pressure 11:50 P-DIDDY SCANDAL 21:43 Glass Half Full Sucks 30:36 Antonio Brown is Hilarious 31:47 LIVE READS 35:49 - CONTINUES (Add 4 Minutes to Your Stamps After 31:47) 35:52 Chrissy Puerto Rico ft. JAKE PAUL 42:44 Wonka Disaster 46:55 Mike’s Random Jobs 49:00 Parent of the Week 53:57 Voicemails 1:02:12 Mean Comments #chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you think that Diddy is going to be able to get out of this or do you think he's going down a path like R Kelly?
0:05.4	My first day on this job, I forgot that I was working and I was up doing pressed pills ecstasy until like 5 a.m.
0:13.2	Speaking to Mexicans, let's do the parent of the week.
0:15.7	Well, the reason why my knee, there's a white spot on my knee
0:18.6	is because we were eating outside
0:20.3	and I had my leg like this and I had a cheeseburger and french fries right here
0:24.6	name my baby if I choose the name based on your suggestion his middle name will be your
0:29.1	first name wow I felt like it was weird to be on the plane with ashes.
0:33.6	I'm not going to lie to you.
0:34.2	I felt shame about it.
0:35.2	Why?
0:35.4	Because do you feel like you're kind of in a subtle, small way
0:38.2	doing Blackface?
0:39.2	Ha ha ha ha. The What's up everybody?
0:55.0	up everybody.
0:57.0	Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos.
0:59.0	I am here with Mike Cannon as my co-host.
1:02.0	Vito Baby Te teeth is finally back.
1:04.2	John, Jehihadi John, John, the father, Grady,
1:06.6	is traveling from Denver, Colorado.
1:09.0	I don't know where he is or what he's doing.
1:11.0	But we are gonna have a good fun show today we're going to talk
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