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🗓️ 17 January 2025
⏱️ 120 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'd be a bit worried. |
0:04.0 | Sure what I mean? First thing I'm giving him a shelf on the fridge, |
0:07.0 | next thing I'm sleeping in my own shed. |
0:10.0 | The toilet's occupying. |
0:16.0 | The toilet's occupied. What do you mean the toilet's occupied. The toilet's occupied. |
0:21.6 | What do you mean the toilet's occupied? |
0:23.6 | You know, I'm glad you laughed at that, because I couldn't have been. |
0:29.6 | Could have got me cancelled, couldn't it? |
0:33.6 | I did that joke the other week and I got booed quite heavily. |
0:36.6 | And I was like, you know, if you don't like the joke, you're free to leave. I did that joke the other week and I got booed quite heavily. |
0:41.0 | And I was like, you know, if you don't like the joke, you're free to leave. |
0:42.8 | I don't like to people of Gaza. |
0:47.7 | You know what? |
0:51.5 | They always say that there's a little bit of truth when it comes to comedy. |
0:52.5 | There's always a little bit of truth. |
0:53.7 | And in this case, a lot of truth. |
0:56.3 | It's not really funny what's going on there in Israel. |
1:01.1 | And people always say this, Elijah, Elijah, why are you obsessed with Israel? |
1:02.7 | Why do you talk about them all the time? |
1:04.8 | Hey, I don't make the rules. |
1:09.9 | I'm not the one occupying a territory and making American taxpayers funded. |
1:11.2 | I'm paying for their war. |
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