It Doesn’t Have to Be LIKE THIS.. Haitians FAIL After Demanding RESPEK

Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Elijah Schaffer

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🗓️ 28 September 2024

⏱️ 132 minutes

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After the debacle of the Haitian migrants taking over Springfield, Ohio.. and the multiple reported instances of said migrants kidnapping and EATING local house pets.. a representative of the beautiful country took to the UN to make his voice heard. Unfortunately for him, the water pitcher proved to be a formidable foe.. and gave the world a lot of laughs in the process. Should we be giving Haitians more RESPEK?Back again for another special Friday edition of NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE!__ ⇩SUPPOR...

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0:00.0	Well we demand respect us on all authority.
0:06.0	Check out this video here of the ambassador from Haiti
0:08.8	reminding us all to respect them and not to make fun of them for eating our house pets.
0:18.8	I don't know where the sound is on that
0:20.0	and why that's the video that we have in here.
0:21.4	Mike, why do we put that one in here?
0:23.4	I don't look at me I'm also demanding respect to you so you want to demand a second
0:28.3	we have a minority problem on this show blacks Mexicans Jews women they're sending the worse even when it comes to
0:34.7	production of the show. It is approximately 7.36 p.m. Eastern time in the United States
0:38.8	we'll have to find a new clip for that one but the Haitians are back. We'll have a
0:41.8	fun show tonight Israel starting
0:44.3	World War III with Lebanon which is always a fantastic way to start the show plus
0:47.6	we're finding out that the Arizona State University says that white people
0:51.8	are the problem except they have a stabbing
0:53.6	issue where black students are stabbing white issues. We're talking about Lana Del
0:57.1	Reg getting married to an alligator trainer. Plus,
1:00.2	UBSoft isn't a major problem with their new game development, and we're also going to be talking about,
1:05.0	what have we put in there?
1:07.0	Not even sure.
1:09.0	I don't know, it's kind of a Friday night.
1:10.0	We're kind of just going to see where the night takes us tonight.
1:12.0	No, we have a whole rundown though.
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