It's a Madhouse!

Fantastic! With Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Dana talks about his top 5 science fiction spaceship movies, ten most annoying things people say, and a special appearance by Cary Grant. Featuring Frank Cronin, Tom and Dex, Mark Pitta, and Larry Bubbles Brown with "The Joke of the Week."

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0:00.0	And then we'll zoom in, Pitta. Take your time, though. Let's just get acquainted here.
0:12.5	Here we are doing another pancake. That's the way I deal with the stress of doing anything
0:18.4	in life. Just this is a pancake. You can't love a pancake or hate a pancake. It's just
0:23.6	another pancake. We have Tom here with us and Frank Francis Cronin visiting both in the
0:31.2	clubhouse today. Last week they did a fascinating and hilarious analysis of the McGregor fight
0:38.4	in the UFC fights in general. And we have landline Larry analog man in a digital world
0:45.8	who has just joined us. You do have the clearest best landline. So you have to be a landline
0:51.9	guy. It's actually very, very clear. Just say, just say one, two, three, say something.
0:57.4	One, two, three, landline Larry. There it was. It's pretty, pretty damn present. Maybe we
1:07.0	don't need a mic. We're going to bring Pitta in. Today has a overarching general space theme.
1:15.4	We're doing sort of a tip of our helmet to Jeffrey Bezos who just successfully went into
1:23.4	outer space and back down today. So that that was the event of the day. So we thought we'd have a
1:28.3	space show theme and we'll wait for Mark Pitta. I have some thoughts on it. You guys have any
1:35.7	thoughts on the Bezos? I'm curious as to why they're sending people into space right now. It's like
1:41.3	we got gladiators fighting cages and we got people going to space. It's like it's a distraction.
1:45.8	People are really jealous of the 17 year old Dutch kid. He's getting a lot of hate online and
1:50.9	I don't think he deserves it. I think it's great. He went to space. Well, there were 100,000 people
1:56.1	signed a petition. Don't let Bezos come back from space. Oh yeah. So free market capitalism
2:03.9	creates a scenario where the guys of billionaire kind of gets a little tired of the wife,
2:10.6	goes with sort of a younger, more highly sexualized woman, shaves his head, gets jacked up in a gym,
2:19.0	not enough. Now he's going into space. I'll say a couple of things. One is I notice if you
2:25.0	shave your head bald, like totally bald, don't ever put a cowboy hat on it. A cowboy hat on a
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