It’s Not About the Iranian Yogurts *TEASER*
Binchtopia
Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2024
⏱️ 4 minutes
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The girlies venture back into the depths of Reddit to uncover some shocking relational horrors — a boyfriend who buys breast milk on Facebook marketplace, a husband with a secret Rag, a guy who moans his own name during sex, and more. Digressions include a lengthy preamble about the incoming Baldwinito reality show and how America is poisoning us all.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, it says my boyfriend drank another woman's breast milk. Also a bit of a moral quand |
| 0:09.6 | in my opinion. I just feel like adults probably shouldn't be drinking breast milk because it's not for them. |
| 0:14.4 | I'm skipping the ages because she's 25 and he's 24. My boyfriend drank another woman's breast milk. |
| 0:21.1 | He got it off Facebook Marketplace. |
| 0:23.8 | Oh! |
| 0:24.8 | Oh! |
| 0:26.8 | Someone had posted they had access supply and they wanted to give it to babies in need. I tried to tell him that but he disagreed and said it was for everybody. |
| 0:38.3 | What? And because it was free he went to get it. He literally fucking drank it. |
| 0:45.0 | He got the milk and he drank it. |
| 0:48.0 | I am so disgusted. |
| 0:50.0 | To me, this is like cheating. To him, he says it was just an experiment. |
| 0:56.1 | He says I am overreacting, but I feel sick. Am I the asshole here? |
| 1:00.4 | This is like the butter thing. This is literally, okay, I don't think and this people might get |
| 1:06.2 | mad at me. Is somebody gonna match my freak? Is somebody gonna match my freak? Her boyfriend. |
| 1:10.1 | I don't know if people are gonna get mad at me me for this but I don't think like if I was |
| 1:14.2 | breastfeeding and my husband was like can I try it I'd be like sure yeah like sure if you want |
| 1:18.7 | some I'll put it in a cup for like because I kind of like want to know a little bit what my own breast milk would taste like |
| 1:24.4 | That's human curiosity going to pick for babies picking up a woman's free breath like you can't just get your |
| 1:31.2 | girlfriend pregnant wait till she like why are you picking up another woman that's |
| 1:35.2 | Sociopathic yeah, and why did you allow him to go pick it up? I think maybe he told her after he had already picked it up and drank it |
| 1:43.0 | But it's also, there's something about, like, |
| 1:46.1 | she multiple times used the word drank, |
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