This is the BBC.

Before you ask, yes, I have washed my hands.

Welcome to this socially distant podcast, inspired by the Graham Norton radio show on BBC Radio 2.

Coming up in this edition, I chat to the author J.K. Rowling.

I discuss murder on the island of Mystique with Lady Glenn Connor. She didn't

do it. Plus, there's Grill Graham. And the problems in this episode can be summed up by the words,

I'm still there, mother. And room for two. Enjoy.

Graham Lawton. Well now, Marie McCarland is here.

How are you, darling? I'm all right.

Are you, were you seriously contemplating going for a swim this morning?

Well, yes, but it's obviously too rough.

That would be not safe, and I am all about safe, Graham.

Well done.

This morning I must say, I did look at my car, look at the bike, look at the car, look at the bike.

But I got on the bike. I got at the bike, look at the car, look at the bike. But I got on the bike.

I got on the bike. That's the sign of ageing when you think car, car bike, car, car, car.

No, I went bike. I went bike. There was a little bit of a headwind. And I, but look,

it only started to rain as I arrived at Wogan House. So the waterproof trousers were still in my bag, so I might wear them on the way home.

That's God telling you he's crossed with you. What did he say? It stayed dry. It stayed dry.

Graham, do you know what I've been doing this week? I've been trying to apply, because obviously

lockdown is tedious, but I've been trying to apply the pleasure in small things. Oh, yes.

And this is a good thing to do.

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