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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Jackie Johnson has some breaking news which she's saved for this episode. Daniel is dressed like he's going to the office and we all went to the Minecraft movie over the weekend. Jeff Fox and Jackie are interested in Daniel's laminating machine and I want you to guess what he recently laminated. Greg Heller sends in some JMOEs and Peter is literally eating my clothing. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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0:00.0	And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show.
0:07.0	Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest.
0:09.0	She's a comedian, actress, and writer of the hilarious new solo show.
0:12.0	How to Get a Second Husband is Jackie Johnson.
0:15.0	Chef Jeff is here with advice as the market takes a swan dive off a high bridge to always keep your fire barrel lit.
0:24.4	Your bed rolls dry and be sure to always carry a good can opener.
0:28.7	I'm her husband Daniel saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend.
0:38.1	Allison Rosen Rosen, Wilson, Alison's your new best friend.
0:43.7	Allison, Allison, with her perfect good times never end.
0:49.3	Allison, Rosen, too, and a wave, be dancing, dance again.
0:54.2	Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend.
0:56.5	Hello, my little orange pies.
1:00.5	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
1:02.9	That particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon.
1:03.7	Patreon.
1:05.9	By Isaac S. And just full disclosure, I don't think I've ever seen an orange pie.
1:11.6	But I'm assuming it exists, except then I'm thinking of those little hostess pies.
1:15.4	Maybe there was one of those that was orange flavor, like a little fruit pocket kind of thing.
1:19.3	I don't know.
1:20.4	You know, the world of carbs is still a mystery to me sometimes.
1:25.0	Yes, I am on Patreon.
1:26.9	All sorts of fun stuff over there.
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