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EMMY AND IAN NEED HELP

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Comedy

5 • 818 Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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This week on Emmy and Ian Need Help, the pair discuss things like Ian seeing someone getting murdered, to Emmy freaking out at the aquarium. Tune in as they introduce new segment: piss course, and have a “Cheers, Brother!” Yard sale! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Emmy and E and need help.
0:03.0	They're on their way.
0:04.4	On their way.
0:05.3	Here to slay, but they need some help.
0:08.6	They need some help.
0:10.9	Welcome back to Emmy and E and need help.
0:15.8	I need help.
0:17.3	You need help.
0:18.6	You do this a lot.
0:19.3	You go.
0:21.2	I just touched my little small frame in my girl body and my tantalizing wood of the woods.
0:26.0	Who was that girl that did that?
0:27.4	I just have a Geneseecoa.
0:28.9	Who was that?
0:29.8	Princess Nokia.
0:30.3	We should start saving paper.
0:32.2	Saving paper?
0:32.9	Yeah, because why don't we ever just like look at our phones?
0:35.1	We always print out an outline. I just feel like. I don't know because then I feel like it just looks like we're just on our phones.
0:40.6	This is broken.
0:42.1	We should just start like sitting on Twitter while we talk.
0:44.6	And we're just like just scroll.
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