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Genius! Genius! Genius!

Welcome to Evil Genius. This is a man's world. Just kidding, we're at the BBC. This is a

gender-fluid safe space. It's hashtag generating inclusive world. Why does talent so often come

packaged in shit? But then look at Donald Trump. Sometimes shit comes packaged in shit.

On this show, with ruined Gandhi, besmirched rolled dull, revealed Murray Stopes to be a

Nazi human breeder. So many icons have turned out to be awful, and every week a panel must

vote one way or the other. Ambiguity needs to get a new bag. My panel will have to vote

like a vote machine on James Brown, the funk master general, hair with more volume than

a pensioner's telly. As pensioner's telly, I said love. But was James Brown more evil?

Or genius?

Like that shit machine. Okay, and my panel this week, oh, Johnny

Cochran, loose anders, Tom Lucy, stand up star, but if a James Brown fan, he's also joining

us in the studio. Now, James Brown had quite bizarre hair before we kick off what's the most

evil haircut you've ever had? Because James Brown had some dodgy do's. Mine, I'll go first,

high spikes, the blond streak, you know. You had that for ages.

Deal with it. Your relationship has broken up. You don't need to put a bleach stripe in

your hair. As though to signal to other females, I'm desperate.

I, that will come across in your personality. Many times. I stand up. I have. I don't think

this is very BBC, but I had a haircut done by two friends who are off their trolley's

on various things. And for BBC purposes, it was both Sherry

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