Jane the Short Arse and Fi the Chunk of Calf
Off Air... with Jane and Fi
The Times
4.7 • 884 Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
In this wide ranging episode, Jane and Fi discuss Jane's fridge flanges, jury duty, Alexa, pet grief and Nectar cards.
Plus, Dame Alison Saunders, British barrister and a former Director of Public Prosecutions, discusses whether the justice system is fit for purpose.
The next book club pick has been announced! 'Eight Months on Ghazzah Street' is by Hilary Mantel.
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Podcast Producer: Eve Salusbury
Executive Producer: Rosie Cutler
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| 0:00.0 | If a burglar suddenly set to through an ajar door |
| 0:04.6 | whilst I was diamond grinding Nancy's claws on the sofa, |
| 0:10.1 | they'd just turn around and leave. |
| 0:11.5 | They'd be happy to leave all my stuff. |
| 0:13.3 | They wouldn't want to get involved with that scene. |
| 0:20.7 | Cabin crew, prepare for landing. |
| 0:22.8 | Wow, that was a quick flight. |
| 0:24.7 | Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come. |
| 0:28.1 | Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait. |
| 0:30.5 | Me neither. |
| 0:32.8 | Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria. |
| 0:36.3 | Austria? |
| 0:37.4 | We're supposed to be going to Australia. What have you done? |
| 0:42.1 | Should have gone to Spec Savers. Book an eye test online. Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow? |
| 0:48.4 | I've only got a bikini, Andy. |
| 0:52.4 | This episode of Offair is sponsored by Wild Frontiers Travel. |
| 0:57.2 | So, Fee, tell me, where's on your travel bucket list? |
| 1:00.3 | Well, I would really like to go too much emptier places |
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