JCVDecember: Timecop
Junkfood Cinema
Brian Salisbury
4.6 • 705 Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2017
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Brian and Cargill upset the spacetime continuum as JCVDecember explores the ageless excellence of Timecop. Ron Silver devours scenery, balloon men do the splits, and Mia Sara might be a Highlander.
All this plus the guys discuss the petty ways they would personally profit from time travel and Van Damme keeps going back to change this podcast. What a jerk!
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| 0:00.0 | This is junk food cinema. |
| 0:03.3 | Hi, this is Dick Miller. |
| 0:16.4 | You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School rejects. |
| 0:21.1 | Who were these guys? |
| 0:43.1 | Time is on J-CVD's side. |
| 0:48.4 | Yes, it is, or at least it is when we're talking about this movie, which we're totally doing, |
| 0:50.7 | and I'm super excited that we're talking about it. |
| 0:52.1 | Holy crap, cargo. |
| 0:53.8 | I'm so excited. And you just can't hide it. You're trying. I can't hide it. It's just bursting out of it. Holy crap, cargo. I'm so excited. And you just can't hide it. You're trying. |
| 0:56.4 | I can't hide it. It's just bursting out of you. Like you're one of the Volmer twins hit the |
| 0:59.9 | wall, man. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it. There. It happened. I lost control. |
| 1:06.1 | I think you have hit the wall like one of the Volmer twins. You see those, see those red splotches? That's the Volmer Twins. I am so thrilled that you guys are joining us. Welcome to |
| 1:13.9 | junk food cinema. This is the weekly cult and exploitation film cast. So good, it just has to be |
| 1:18.6 | fattening. This is the weekly cult and exploitation film cast. So good, it just has to be |
| 1:24.2 | fattening. And if you, it seems like you're having deja vu. Like maybe we said that before. It's because we just went back in time and said it again because that's how quickly |
| 1:30.4 | this shit happens when you are part of the time enforcement agency, which I don't think, |
| 1:36.0 | I don't think that's the time enforcement commission, the TEC. |
| 1:39.3 | And that, of course, will be, we're talking about time coppling. |
| 1:43.6 | It'll be on the test. It'll be, |
| 1:44.6 | it will be on the test for sure. Uh, we are in the throes of JCP, December. I'm Brian. He is |
| 1:50.0 | Cargill. Uh, he is someone who I use novelist, screenwriter, Lieutenant Megaforce, |
| 1:54.8 | somebody who I, I feel like if you were going to break a time law, Cargill, it would not be for personal gain |
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