Jeff Dye Defends Kanye & Exposes Sarah Hyland from "Modern Family" | EP. 99
The George Janko Show
George Janko
4.8 • 814 Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2025
⏱️ 114 minutes
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| 0:30.0 | Kanye West did a Super Bowl commercial to put up on Pookees. |
| 0:33.6 | What? |
| 0:34.0 | What do you mean? |
| 0:34.6 | No, I'm not going to buy it. |
| 0:35.6 | Like, what's the problem? |
| 0:36.9 | I have anxiety. What is so cool about it? I, I'm not gonna buy it. Like, what's the problem? I have anxiety. |
| 0:38.0 | What is so cool about? I've never seen anyone smoke p-go. That guy's a cool guy's a cool guy. |
| 0:42.3 | A lot of your comedies is like making fun of chicks that annoy you. Sexism's been a big part of my |
| 0:46.7 | Yeah, huge. My car wrapped around a tree. One of the cops are gonna ask questions and then I just ran. So the cops found me immediately. We had a little wrestling match and then because my parents were so aggressively against church, I think that was |
| 0:59.6 | part of me rebelling too. That's hilarious. Wow. You're a rebellion. I'm going to God. Yeah, |
| 1:04.4 | you'll see. Jesus is good, mom. Slam my door. |
| 1:13.6 | That's lovely, George. |
| 1:14.6 | I love it for a real gift to be around. |
| 1:16.7 | That was awesome. |
| 1:17.7 | That's a very good question. |
| 1:18.8 | I love you guys. |
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