Hi everybody and welcome back to hot up the mess. I'm your host Samantha Bush and I have

someone that I wanted on this podcast for such a long time. She's hilarious. She has her

own podcast. Everybody has to go check it out. Michelle Collins is here. Hi. Oh my god. I feel

like this day has just been in the making for so long. And the fact that I'm on the other side

of the table, you're you're the frost to my Nixon. I don't even know what to say. I am normally

it's the other way around, you know, I go on your show, but I'm so happy to have you here on date

on today of all days. I mean, it's the Vanderpump rules after math. It's my botnets today. I was so

honored that you wanted me on of all days today. There's just something the it's just the stakes are

high. They're high. Yesterday the lead up to Vanderpump rules. I truly was like I was shaking like

I true. I honestly felt is this my wedding day? Like, is this how people feel? Because I had no

idea what was going to happen. I didn't know like how it was all going to play out. I was I was I was high.

Wow. I didn't feel like that at all. What am I to do yesterday? That's because you're healthy.

Am I I got Burger King for dinner? That's exactly what I was. Thank you. How rude. By the way,

we'll unpack that off air because one of the meanest things anyone's ever said to me last time

I on your show. I said that I ate like a whole bag of Doritos. I was like girl.

You did. And by the way, I bought Doritos recently, which is someone who grew up in a home where

our treat was five bars. That also ages me like a true millennial that I am. But it just feels

good to buy some Doritos when you're an adult. I didn't feel as excited. Also, I should add the

difference being that I because everyone's going to hang up on me because I'm an Amsterdam. I watched

it this morning. So I was already I knew I'd be behind everyone. Like I wasn't doing it as like a

communal watching, you know? Oh, okay. Yeah. Just a slag. You know, you're in Europe living your

best life. I mean, it's how Countess Laman would have watched it, you know, back in her youth. I

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