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When I first saw Monty Python when I was a kid I lost my mind like this is everything that I want

If I could have just been a pure stand-up and never done anything else.

But you're already known as the purest of the pure stand-ups.

I must tell you, I got up this this morning I was like Christmas morning that no really I felt I have felt that Christmas

morning vibe because like Jerry Seinfeld's gonna be here here. I got excited to.

I got excited to.

I've been excited for a couple days.

It looks odd that we're talking about being excited in this position with each other. Sit down.

There's a stripper ball right there.

I see.

But you'll never guess who just called me. Leno.

I just talked to him too.

He, uh, but I said, yeah, I haven't seen him in a while.

I really would love to get together.

Maybe the three of us when you're out.

That'd be amazing. So that's what's good about these shows though, which I'm sure you've already discovered. And I discovered with the comedians and cars. People, I can't, I can't, I'm not calling people up and hanging out if you do a show I said it every week

Yeah and include both people who I know like you who are like exactly why are we here yeah

because we're forced to not we're not it's just this crazy force of thing that

makes us we don't need the money you don't the promotion, although we'll certainly do what we can.

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