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Jim Breuer's Breuniverse

Jim Breuer's The Metal In Me Episode 11- Chris Jericho

Jim Breuer's Breuniverse

Jim Breuer

Tv & Film, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4700 Ratings

🗓️ 29 February 2016

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Jim and the band tell stories of their wild friend Gene, then Chris Jericho dominates a game of "Band Or Wrestler"!  Jim throws out a name that can either be a band or a wrestler and Jericho, who does both, has to guess which it is. Also, the most retarded argument on earth will not end! The torture contines as Jim's bandmates bicker over nonsense!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now, insurance-minded speeches from Geico.

0:03.1

It's a common expression. Don't look at gift horse in the mouth. However, what if the horse's mouth is filled with useful insurance tools?

0:10.3

This is the exact case with the Geico app. Yes, the app is free and therefore a gift horse. However, look inside the app and behold.

0:18.8

Emergency Roadside assistance, digital ID cards, bill pay.

0:22.6

Get the GEICO app, look it in the mouth, get amazing services.

0:27.6

Thank you.

0:32.6

So around the age of five or six, boys, they start to identify themselves as male.

0:42.3

I knew when I was a male when I would watch the Magic Garden.

0:48.3

And the brown hair one with the bigger hits would make my belly feel funny.

0:56.6

And I would rub against the bed.

0:59.1

I didn't know what was going on.

1:02.5

What unconsciously is going on and why that shows up in your dream is...

1:06.8

Also the hippo.

1:09.8

I don't know why

1:10.8

a hippo made me nuts

1:12.0

I'll tell you why

1:12.8

because I had a babysitter

1:13.8

that was really heavy

1:15.2

and maybe

1:15.7

she was like my nanny

1:18.5

and I loved her to death

1:19.5

but

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