Jim Breuer's The Metal In Me- Episode 26 Wannabe

Jim Breuer's Breuniverse

Jim Breuer

Tv & Film, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2016

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Breuer finds out the secret behind getting radio airplay and makes sick plans for future comedy/metal shows. Plus, the debut of "WANNABE!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:05.7	Much more.
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0:15.2	That's more like it.
0:16.3	Furthermore, Geico has fast and friendly claim service.
0:19.1	That might seem like an oxymoron, but it's not.
0:22.3	All the more reason to say no other auto insurer has more than Geico.
0:26.6	Geico, expect great savings and a whole lot more.
0:39.9	My daughter goes,
0:43.9	My boyfriend's really mad at it.
0:53.1	He said I was dry, that you mentioned he dry humped me, and he's not, I'm like, first of all, no, I didn't.
0:57.0	I said they dry hump, and it makes me uncomfortable. You know what he's not, I'm like, first of all, no, I didn't. I said, they dry hump, and it makes me uncomfortable.
0:59.3	You know what he's getting in school right now?
1:00.8	Yeah, dry humper.
1:05.6	Guys who I can buy him doing the motion.
1:07.7	Who am I?
1:08.7	You.
1:10.4	Oh, that's great. Hey, you know what? That's part of the package when you're going to be. Oh, that's great.
1:11.7	Hey, you know what?
1:17.0	That's part of the package when you're going to be dating a girl that's father's in a public eye.
1:19.9	If he does anything wrong, you're just like, hey, you never know.
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