Hello everyone, I'm Jinx Monsoon and welcome to a very special brand new episode of Hi Jinx

with me Jinx Monsoon. Today, my guest is my mother. She gave birth to me. She raised me along with

my grandma and my aunt. She's a very lovely charming silly goofy person and I am so excited for

you to get to know her better. We're going to talk about all sorts of things, the haunted house I

grew up in, the complications and celebrations around my birth and what she's doing these days.

What projects is she up to? What dreams are she working on? All that today and more on Hi Jinx.

So buckle up, hunker down and sink your teeth into some brand new. Hi Jinx.

Hello everyone, I'm Jinx Monsoon and welcome to Hi Jinx, a podcast where I, an internationally tolerated

drag superstar, get to interview compelling and fascinating people about how they became who they

are and why they do what they do. Today, my guest is someone you may know. She was born in

Frankfurt, Germany. She worked at the district attorney's office in Portland, Oregon for many years.

Oh my god, correct me. Okay, she worked at the US attorney's office in Portland,

Oregon for many years. She attended you of all studying theology and she gave birth to me.

It's my mother. Hi mom. Hi Jinx. I can't believe you correct it. I mean, I'm glad you

correct me. You worked at the US attorney's office for many, many years. I was too young. I didn't

know the difference between a district attorney and you lost the attorney. Well, that would make

sense, district. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, you were born in Frankfurt, Germany, on an army base, right?

Isn't that where you tell us a little bit about that, mama? Well, I don't remember anything.

We left when I was a child. Well, I know you were a baby. Well, you had joint citizenship,

your whole life and you had to give it up to work at the US attorney's office. You missed your

German citizenship ever? No, I never used it, but when I was in Germany, I was treated really well.

They loved me. I think because it said born in Germany on my passport, and I got treated

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