What's up, you sexy motherfuckers. Welcome to another episode of Dumblon.

Today I'm so excited for my guests. I have porn royalty sitting on my couch right now.

Joanna Angel, small hands, Aaron, sorry. Either one's fine, either one.

How are you guys doing? Doing good. Doing pretty good. Just got in from New York and it's

a lot nicer weather here. So what is wrong with you? Like an inch and I-

I kept being like, I think he's gonna be here. And even at some point when she knew I was

gonna come here, I could feel it through the text. She was like, whatever bro. Like okay.

Yeah. And the next day I was just like, hey, I am super sorry. If you want to tell me to

fuck off, it's cool. But I will drive up now, like right now to LA. I'll drive three hours.

Like, can we have lunch? Can we do something just to make up for it? Like if you'll give me a shot.

And she was like, is this thing on? All right, gentlemen, coming to main stage next, this is

bunny. Get up there. She's got a tornado of titties coming your way. Get those dollar bills ready.

She's got an asset. Shakes like Michael J. Fox. So get up there and throw throw throw them dollars.

That is fucking iconic. All right, come up to like today. Come up today. How are you feeling, Joanna?

Were you like excited? Or were you just like the students not gonna show up again?

I'm you know, I was no, I think at that point, I knew he was gonna show up because I made him feel like

shit. I was like, I mean, I was one of those things. I'm like, okay, if he shows up today,

you know, there's a chance. Yeah, I'm never trying this again. Yeah, you know, this is it.

I'm going back to just talking about t-shirts.

Through email. I might even find something. Through email. Fuck G chat.

Yeah, I'm back to email.

Yeah. Um, and I remember our first date was basically we went to this

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