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The Useless Hotline

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The Useless Hotline

Max Balegde & George Clarke

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.8701 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2023

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:24.5

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0:30.4

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0:37.1

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0:39.5

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0:45.5

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0:52.6

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0:54.8

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0:56.4

slash sell 23.

1:02.4

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1:08.1

actually do something greater with their money.

1:11.0

Yeah, unlike us. But seriously, they've helped over 100,000 people buy their first home with a

1:16.6

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1:23.6

and confusing that entire process was. If I had something like a Moneybox Lifetime

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Iser to not only help me prepare for that situation, but just to make that whole process

1:34.7

that much easier, like if you're saving for a first home right now, I feel your pain. It's a lot,

1:40.5

but honestly, the Moneybox Lifetime Iser could save you a few grey hairs. Trust me. And did you know, with the Moneybox Lifetime ISO could save you a few grey hairs, trust me.

1:45.7

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1:50.3

towards your first home. Free money, literally. The government gives you a 25% bonus on top of

1:55.9

whatever you save. So for every £4 you contribute, you get one pound for free.

2:01.4

If you pay the maximum of £4,000 per year, that's £1,000 completely free towards your house deposit.

2:09.4

But don't fath about because the tax year's nearly over.

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