Hey Matt, Dave Holmes. How are you? I'm great. How are you? I've never been better. You're fresh, you're clean shaving. Thank you. You're wearing a black shirt. You're wearing a bracelet that says what?

Type 1 diabetic.

Oh.

Just in case I pass out.

And a paramedic has to revive me.

You know, that's a fun way to start a show.

You got a great look going.

Thank you very much. I got a facial today.

Oh, that's what it is. I got my first facial today.

All right kids, get your mind out of the gutterutter I went to face house on Ventura.

First facial? Yeah. So what was it? Was there at a special occasion?

Well, no, I mean, no, there's a little work coming up. I figured I'd freshen it up a little bit, but also I just kind of wanted to.

I mean there's Face House and it's one of those things where you don't, it's cheaper because it's an open

it's like an open office plan right kind of a thing you don't go to a room and

close the door and whatever this is like you just get the work done it's like getting

like a pedicure manicure that model.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

So yeah, they just, they blasted some steam on my face.

They coated it in a series of ointments and saves and they get in that were they didn't do they weren't doing the and then they

pinched the fuck out of me yeah I do too as it turns out it I mean, it was, you know, I was in a very calm moment

when they started pinching me.

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