John Leguazamo Rides The Subway, Is Jihadi John a Dad?, Mean Comments! | Chrissy Chaos | Ep 156

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon read mean comments, answer your phone calls, discuss the parent of the week and get an update from Jihadi John and his pregnant latina. Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Genucel Order right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOS Free shipping on all orders! ShipStation Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaos. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Better Help This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/chaos and get on your way to being your best self. 00:00 - Intro / John Leguizamo 03:49 - Chrissy Politics 09:50 - Fake Empathy 11:09 - Old Drunk Mike 13:50 - New Gay Chris 23:19 - Where is Producer John? 28:47 - Chaos Hotline Voicemail 40:30 - Crappy Parents 44:40 - Memories that Haunt Us 53:55 - Parent of the Week 1:01 - Mean Comments UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Slack presents hands-free conversations.
0:03.2	Hello, car commuter, dog walker, stroller pusher.
0:06.5	Your hands are busy.
0:07.9	It's why we created huddles in Slack, because sometimes talking is easier than typing.
0:12.7	Huddle without the hassle.
0:14.4	In Slack. What's up everybody? Welcome to Kneech
0:27.0	What's up everybody?
0:31.0	Welcome to Chrissy Chaos.
0:32.0	With me as always is Mike Cannon who's dressed
0:34.0	like Wilma from the Flintstones. We have Wreckett Ralph Vito Calisis here and then
0:39.6	Jehadi Johnny is not here because he is at his first sonogram, his girl is pregnant.
0:44.9	So listen, the chaos is here.
0:47.8	We're in the middle of a deep freeze in the winter.
0:49.6	Yeah, it's brutal.
0:50.6	I was, I fought major subway delays today to get here and I had this thought where I was getting angry and I was saying it's too cold to be on the train I don't want to be on the train and then in my head I start to say I shouldn't even be on the train I work too
1:04.6	hard I sold out radio city I should not be on the train and then hand to God I look over to my
1:09.3	left and guess who's standing next to me, John Leguizamo.
1:12.8	No kidding.
1:13.8	One of the most famous actors of our day is on the subway next to me.
1:17.1	Wow.
1:18.1	Was he writing a strongly worded open letter about inclusion?
1:21.8	Yes. Yes, he was wearing his shirt, he was wearing the AOC
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