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Welcome to the Eric Botexas show!

I hate just red rumors, but someone told me that Eric's student front of a microwave too many times,

and now he's got feathers sprouting from his neck.

Some kind of mutation, I guess.

Eric's very embarrassed about it.

The doc told him there's nothing medical science can offer him.

Except maybe telling him to work turtle legs.

Anyway, thought you should know.

And now here's your chicken man of the airwaves, Eric Botexas.

The album, I just want you to know, you can see these are not feathers.

No, they don't.

They might look like feathers.

Hurry, thank you.

They might feel like feathers, but for the love of Christmas, these are not feathers.

Well, don't ask me to feel them.

Whatever they are, I prefer not to.

You know, Todd Wilkerson, he says things he shouldn't say.

He does things he shouldn't do.

And let me just cut to the chase.

He's a bad person.

But I believe in giving people a second chance.

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