Judge, Jury, And Extra-Cushions-For-Her

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Isabel likes to do her grad school work on the living room couch. Myles says that she's taking up too much room! He'd like to sit on the couch too. Who's right?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:04.3	I'm Bail of Jesse Thorn.
0:05.6	This week, Judge, jury, and extra cushions for her.
0:10.7	Miles Files suit against his wife Isabel.
0:13.4	Miles says that Isabel's graduate school work takes up too much space in the living room.
0:19.2	Isabel says her setup is the most comfortable way to do her work.
0:23.7	The living room is her space too.
0:26.6	Who's right?
0:27.6	Who's wrong?
0:28.6	Only one can decide.
0:29.8	These rises, Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:34.9	reference.
0:35.9	Judge, jury, and extra cushions for her.
0:39.8	Alright, here comes the obscure cultural reference.
0:42.6	Pay attention, Miles and Isabel.
0:46.9	It's like you get to be a certain age, and you stop being an actor who has a podcast,
0:53.2	and instead you become a podcaster with a hobby.
0:57.5	Bill of Jesse Thorn, please swear them in.
0:59.9	Miles and Isabel, please rise and raise your right hands.
1:02.7	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
1:06.9	God or whatever?
1:08.9	I do.
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