Golden words he will pour in your ear

But his life can disguise what you feel

For a golden girl

Knows when he's kissed her

It's the kiss of death

From Mr. Goldfinger.

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Anyone with a gold finger is someone to be suspect of. Just take it from me.

This is, of course, the weekly cult and exploitation film so good.

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I'm your host Brian Salsbury, the man with the golden pun. And this week, Cargill is off trying to

determine how many different vehicles he can make out of gold chocolate bars. So in his stead,

we have a very special guest. You know him from the show. You know him from the Austin Chronicle. He has somehow

inexplicably multiple times been voted the number one critic in Austin, Texas. It is Mr. Richard

Whitaker. Hello? How are you, sir? I'm good. I feel very honored to be here. And I do feel,

you know, I bring you something very important that with Cargill God and me here, then this upgrades you to the pretty one.

Oh, yeah. I thought you were going to say that we were not going to be able to get through this series without having at least one British person on the show.

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