Just A Boy and His Stories...

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Episode#701: Bryan tells a story about telling stories to potential lover while visiting a cabin in North Georgia. The party gets a little naked, but Bryan can't get out of his own way and unfortunately he puts himself in the friend zone by talking all night! But that won't stop him from telling more stories about his storytelling. Y Bryan 3000 commercial Bryan’s storytime: A cabin in North Georgia with friends White water rafting Bryan makes up sh*t everywhere The friendzone TV Shows update: Severance & Paradise TLC’s #1 fan Baylen Out Loud, 90 Days Fiance & 7 Little Johnstons A police officer making ends meet Watch episode #701 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:46.1	A loser.
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