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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:00.0	Murch. We got Murch and check this hat out. I've been wearing on stage. Have you seen me?
0:03.7	Look at this dude. Look at the shirt. This is the OG shirt. The OG design is back.
0:08.0	Yep. And also bad friends on the back. In the back. The cute little faces on the front, bad friends
0:13.4	merch.com. We also have coffee mug for people to like coffee and beautiful
0:17.4	beanies in a couple different colors, but go get some OG merch. We're
0:20.6	releasing new stuff as we go. Bob and I are in a competition to see who can design the best shirt.
0:24.5	But for now, you want the OG original stuff.
0:26.5	Happy holidays.
0:27.3	Happy holidays.
0:27.8	Get this for someone that you love.
0:28.9	Go to bad friends merch.com, bad friends merch.
0:30.8	com.
0:31.8	You two are bad friends.
0:33.6	who are these two idiots.
0:34.8	White dude and an Asian dude.
0:38.4	You two are disgusting.
0:40.0	We're bad friends.
0:44.0	We walked in the studio.
0:46.0	We did a couple spots, Bob and I did a back to back spot at the store and then we walked
0:50.3	in the studio and McCone tried to make up for all his blunders
0:53.2	by getting Bobby in and out.
0:55.4	That's very nice, but what did you forget?
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