Justin Halpern’s Dad is a Man of the Sea

Dads: The Podcast

Team Coco

Comedy

4.4 • 847 Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Real “Dad Heads” need no introduction to Justin Halpern! As the author of the bestselling book “Shit My Dad Says,” Justin has endless stories about his father, a man who hardly ever cried. A man who would go out on the Sea of Cortez with a band of outlaws one month out of every year and return with hundreds of pounds of fish. Plus, Rory and Justin bond over what can only be described as dad rage.

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0:00.0	Dance
0:02.0	Dance
0:04.0	Dance
0:12.0	Dance the podcast with your hopes through the rowing
0:20.0	A Papa Dad's a Nandaire's alike with your hopes through thee and glory.
0:24.5	A papa dead and not dead's alike.
0:26.3	Here's some dead stories.
0:32.4	You know what I did today?
0:32.9	What?
0:34.3	You want to know what I did this morning?
0:41.9	I woke up with a goal of researching and purchasing outdoor Christmas decorations.
0:49.8	And my wife, if you can fucking believe this, is anti-inflatable.
1:00.6	I'm not pro-inflatable, but I think one giant 12-foot snowman is a fine centerpiece for the yard.
1:03.8	Why is Jordan anti-inflatable?
1:06.1	Who knows what her deal is?
1:07.9	Because those things deflate during the day.
1:13.6	So then you look and it's like a dead nativity scene and then and then they blow back up and start moving. Which are, which is so fun at night. We didn't really do decorations
1:19.9	growing up and I didn't really do them my whole life. But now that we own a house, I'm like,
1:24.2	let's go big. Yeah. So we did an inflatable for Halloween. And she was like, I don't want to do another
1:29.2	inflatable. And it's like, I don't know how to tell her. She's wrong. Does your mom go
1:34.7	hardcore on like, when you were growing up, was she like, we're doing lights, we're doing
1:38.6	all of it? Oh, yeah. Our house is like, well, our house is at the end of a cul-de-sac, so it was kind of like the...
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