Kaitlin Olson

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Actress Kaitlin Olson feels apprehensive about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Kaitlin sits down with Conan to discuss starring in the ABC crime series High Potential, cooking and critiquing with husband Rob McElhenney, and introducing their kids to the refined vulgarity of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Plus, Matt Gourley tests Conan and Sona’s trucker lingo knowledge with a CB slang quiz. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (669) 587-2847.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Caitlin Olson, and I feel apprehensive about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:16.2	Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking
0:23.2	blues, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends.
0:31.3	I can tell that we are going to be friends.
0:35.4	Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend.
0:38.3	I'm the aforementioned Conan O'Brien, joined by some of Sessian,
0:41.3	Matt Goreley, and we're just, I feel like we're already rocketing through 20, 25.
0:48.3	Really?
0:49.3	Yeah.
0:50.3	Just rocketing through it.
0:51.3	What do you mean?
0:52.3	Could you explain what the hell you're talking about? Time accelerates is what I'm telling you. The more experience you've had in life,
0:59.6	the less each single moment registers in your brain. So time actually accelerates. By the time
1:06.3	I'm done speaking, we'll all be dead. I don't want to die with you.
1:12.4	No offense.
1:14.0	That's the worst thing anyone's ever said to me.
1:16.9	What a terrible thing to say.
1:18.7	I'm sorry, just my wife, my daughter.
1:20.3	Oh, come on.
1:21.8	They've seen enough of you.
1:22.9	You may be the death of me.
1:24.2	Yes, there you go.
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