Kamala WASHED Trump In Debate!

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

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4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2024

⏱️ 142 minutes

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Yerrr The great debate is over, so we had to lay down some jokes and hot takes about the most important election ever (until the next one). Election, Dave Grohl, & Tuckers controversial guest, we break it all down. INDULGE! 00:00 RANT 2:18 Kamala dog-walked Trump + Baited Trump hard 8:31 Trump poor handling + Taylor Swift waited for the moment 13:46 Fact-checkers seemed biased + Trump was out of control 17:01 No audience having impact 19:46 Feedback brings comfort + Kamala is more of the same? 26:02 Trump rhetoric is exhausting 29:10 Cats getting eaten in Ohio + Free food EVERYWHERE 45:09 Fish = eatable + fug these squirrels 47:59 Where did you watch the debates? US is supreme 51:22 Kamala’s half-truths + Tariffs hurt us? 1:00:15 Kamala blaming China for Covid 1:01:43 Welcome to the show Alexx 1:02:47 Format be for next debate? 1:05:35 Vivek + Trump’s neck pum pum 1:06:57 Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala 1:09:20 Dave Grohl strategic announcement 1:19:30 Is Dave Asian? Is cheating really that surprising? 1:23:21 Travis Kelce copying Andrew + shoutout Haitians 1:26:44 We wet the bed + European mind can’t FATHOM 1:29:30 Tenet Media, All bought? Independent Media = discredited 1:43:02 Tucker with Martyr Made + prickly conversation

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0:00.0	Trump versus Kamala, the thrillie in Philly,
0:02.8	Orange versus the new black, the felon and the melanin.
0:06.2	This debate had it all.
0:07.9	Kamil has shot Trump up top by giving him a Central Park 5
0:11.4	and that's the first time in history of
0:13.2	politician went limp in her hands. Trump started out strong and Kamala seemed
0:17.4	nervous. She was sweating like Dave Grohl at a paternity test but then
0:21.0	everything changed.
0:23.0	Kamala baited Trump like a master.
0:25.0	She played Trump like a steel drum.
0:28.0	How did she do it?
0:29.0	She said people were walking out of his rallies.
0:32.0	Donnie melted.
0:33.8	I mean, if he was any more unhinged,
0:35.5	he'd be a door in a Boeing flight.
0:37.2	He was furious.
0:38.6	But with the election on the line, he composed himself
0:41.2	and responded with a thoughtful counterpoint.
0:44.3	They're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats, they're eating,
0:50.0	they're eating the pets of the people that live there.
0:54.1	What? You're saying the hungry-hungry Haitians are eating dogs and cats Donnie.
0:58.8	That's absurd. Caribbean men don't eat pussy. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift posted this picture endorsing
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