Picture this, static cars, idling engines, angry horns, now picture you, zooming past

it all, light and breezy, ah, the sweet feeling of whizzing past traffic.

Make your train journey via vantewescoast.co.uk.

A vantewescoast, feel good travel.

Back at the resort, the guy's group date card arrives, everyone's name is on the card except

for Mike P. The Virgin.

The Virgin.

Which means Canada is definitely not going home now.

It's not, should just pack his own bags and say goodbye to her now.

He himself is wondering what the fuck he's doing here.

I wish, honestly, Brendan, I can't believe you said that, let's see, what do I do here?

Everyone was like, me too.

Yeah.

I too, I'm curious.

Brendan.

So, Brendan goes to chat to Katie because he needs to understand what the fuck's going on.

Knocks on her door.

First of all, he was breathing, man, heavy on his mouth.

Oh, my God.

His mouth breather.

He was like, so, no, stop, stop, no.

I can't, the mouth breather, he was a little sweaty, you know.

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