Keep everyone close, buy a Swiss Army Knife (with Tim Marshall)
Off Air... with Jane and Fi
The Times
4.7 • 884 Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2025
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Jane and Fi wonder how best to disrupt each others' funerals musically and marvel at Melvyn Bragg's hair. They also sort through our, quite frankly, bulging post bag.
Plus, they're joined by geopolitics expert Tim Marshall, who discusses the updated version of his book ‘Prisoners of Geography’
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Executive Producer: Rosie Cutler
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| 0:00.0 | Anyway, you won't be at my funeral, so that's my other specific wish. |
| 0:05.8 | Don't let her in! |
| 0:07.4 | No, don't let her in! |
| 0:09.0 | I was going to do my karaoke version of Your Never Walk Alone. |
| 0:12.5 | No, no. |
| 0:16.6 | Holidays are always good. |
| 0:19.0 | Sometimes they're even great. And celebrity cruises is about to ruin all of that, because once you explore with us, you'll never want to holiday any other way, from romantic getaways in Italy and the Greek islands to unforgettable holidays in the Norwegian fjords. Nothing comes close to celebrity cruisers. |
| 0:39.8 | Search celebrity cruises |
| 0:41.4 | to find out more. |
| 0:43.3 | Ships Registry, Malta and Ecuador. |
| 0:46.5 | Enjoy cracking deals as did this Easter. |
| 0:48.9 | With selected roast joints roll back to half price? |
| 0:51.8 | Try our mouth-watering whole lamb leg. |
| 0:53.8 | Named Best Easter lamb 2025 by the Good Housekeeping Institute, |
| 0:57.3 | down from £12.34 per kilo to just £617. |
| 1:01.3 | Or a large beef joint also half-priced. |
| 1:03.7 | Down from £11.36 per kilo to just £5.68. |
| 1:07.7 | For more great offers, make Asda your one-hot Easter shop. |
| 1:12.9 | That's Asda price. Selected stores and online subject to availability, offer ends 20th of April, excludes Azure Express. |
| 1:19.0 | This episode of Offair is brought to you by Tenor. Bladder weakness. Let's talk about it. |
| 1:25.2 | We should always talk about it, shouldn't we? It's something that so many people experience whatever age or gender. |
| 1:30.8 | In fact, one in three women over 35 and one in four men over 40 experience it. |
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