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🗓️ 12 November 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast. We believe |
0:05.0 | you're going to finish 2023 strong. 2024 is even going to be greater. |
0:10.0 | Thanks so much for being with us and enjoy the podcast. |
0:14.0 | God bless you. |
0:15.0 | It's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week |
0:20.0 | through our daily podcast, our YouTube channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. |
0:26.2 | We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
0:29.3 | I like to start with something funny and I heard about this airplane that was about to crash. |
0:34.4 | There were four passengers but only three parachutes. |
0:37.6 | The first passenger said, I'm a leading heart surgeon. |
0:40.9 | My patients need me. |
0:42.4 | He took the first parachute and jump. Second |
0:44.9 | passenger said I'm a rocket scientist. One of the smartest men alive. My country |
0:49.6 | needs me. Took the parachute, and jump. |
0:52.8 | The third passenger, Pope John Paul, |
0:55.6 | said to the fourth passenger, a 10-year-old Boy Scout, |
0:59.1 | son, I'm old and frail. |
1:00.8 | I don't have much time left. |
1:02.4 | You can have the last parachute the boy scout said |
1:05.4 | sir don't worry there are still two parachutes left you see the smartest man |
1:09.8 | alive he just jumped out with my backpack. Say it like you mean it. |
1:15.0 | This is my Bible. |
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