At Quaker, we know that when you make real food like porridge, it can be a bit, well, lumpy, splodgy,

stogy, goopy, bloopy, a shocker, a crocker, bad-looking, bag of spanners, butters,

ghoulish, monstrous, unsightly abominable, frumpish, uglier sin.

But when it's as tasty and easy to make as Quaker,

it's all part of the charm really, isn't it?

Quaker, deliciously real, deliciously ugly.

Order, order.

This house will now hear the long-awaited 100th episode

of Calling Peston Podcast. Join us by VideoLink are Dan, Robert,

Shahab, Division. Welcome to episode 100, that's right, 100 of Calling Peston,

proof that in the age-old debate between quality

and quantity, sometimes you can have both. Not even the great Dennis Bergam reached 100 goals

for Robert and Shehab's beloved Arsenal, but like their Dutch hero, it has been with grace,

skill and authority that we too have become a fan's favourite. What started out as a daily election

podcast in November 2019 morphed into a

weekly wonder through the weird and these days not so wonderful world of Westminster. We've

covered a general election, a leadership election, Brexit, a global pandemic and of course the biggest

news of all, Edwina Curry's bombshell revelation about Shehab. More on that again later.

And so, as Jay-Z famously didn't say, we have 99 podcasts,

and this is another one. I'm Daniel Hewitt, and I'm delighted to say for the first time in a

very long time, the gang is back together in person. I'm joined by Sheeb Khan. Hey, do in Sheehab.

Very good, thank you. Yeah? Excited? Yes, great. The four of us are sitting around a table together for the first time in God knows how long,

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