From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Weight, Weight, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. Calm

down. What's all the Hullabilloo about? I'm Bill Curtis and the Hissier host. Both

to this show and multiple Airbnb guests who demanded their money back. These are SIGLE.

Thank you Bill and thanks once again to our fake audience which we are delighted to report

have all been fake vaccinated. Later on we're going to be talking to Kemp Powers who

has been nominated for two different Oscars this year, one for writing, one night in Miami,

one for co-directing Pixar's Soul. He is a true hero of the pandemic, just as we were

running out. He gave us what we needed most, two more things to watch. So don't wait,

give us a call. The number is one triple eight, Weight, Weight, that's one eight eight eight,

nine two four eight nine two four. Let's welcome our first listener contestant. Hi,

you're on Weight, Weight, don't tell me. Hi Peter, this is Jen calling in from Yardley,

Pennsylvania. Yardley, Pennsylvania, where exactly is that Jen? Oh, we're just across

the river from Trenton, New Jersey. Oh, lucky you. Just to be able to wake up in the morning

and see across the mist covered Delaware, the spires of Trenton in the distance. What's

paradise on earth? What do you do there in Yardley? Well, I do corporate due diligence,

which is a fancy way of saying that I basically Facebook stocks, Saudi princes and Russian

old guard. You Facebook stock, Saudi princes and Russian oligarchs? Yeah, so we make sure

that mergers and acquisitions are going to okay and people aren't paying for terrorists

or paying bribes. So just making sure everything's on the up and up. Wait a minute. So you're

like Facebooking with a Russian oligarch and saying, sir, are you in the up and up? And

there is like, duh. And the merger goes through. Well, that'll more than that.

All right. Well, that's the general idea though. Well, welcome to our show, Jen. Let me introduce

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