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The Commercial Break

Kickstart My Heart!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Episode#711: Bryan & Krissy discuss there heart monitor Bryan has been wearing. With multiple wires and devices attached to his chest, the chance of an actual "attack" is rising while Bryan's sex appeal is lowering. Plus, Fyre Fest 2 is off to a rousing start with no artists, no accommodations and no locals in Mexico on board. Fyre Fest 2 is quickly turning into Fyre Fest 1. Finally, "Puffy P**sy" is a thing and it's all the rage (on Bryans insta algorithm)! TCB Bit: On WSHIT's Cupid Corner, Chastity writes in to ask Host Julie Ballbanger & Dr. Shlitznitz for advice about her cheating boyfriend. Watch episode #711 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCB Bits written, performed and produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

What if your bank did more than just bank?

0:02.6

With HSBC Premier, it's like carrying your own entourage in your wallet.

0:06.8

Premier wealth management, check.

0:08.6

Premier health perks, all clear.

0:10.7

Premier travel benefits, you're covered.

0:12.8

And Premier International Banking, see, we, yo, yeah.

0:16.9

In fact, everything's premier when your bank account is.

0:19.6

Search HSBC Premier, HSBC UK, opening up a world of opportunity.

0:24.4

Apply with £100,000 annual income or £100,000 savings or investments with HSBC UK or Premier status abroad.

0:34.4

And welcome back to WSHIT's Cupid's Corner. It's 1137 p.m. on the studio clock here on a chilly,

0:42.8

rainy Saturday Crab Apple evening. I'm your host Barbara Balbanger, the fourth sister wife of Pastor Bill Balbanger.

0:50.5

I'm here along with my co-host, Crab Apple's number one, marriage and sex therapist, Dr. Judy Schlitzitz.

0:56.8

Every Saturday, we take listener questions, read your emails, and give advice on your relationship concerns.

1:03.9

Let's review an email we just got here in the studio.

1:06.5

This listener is calling herself Chastity.

1:08.8

Chastity asks, Dear Dr. Schlitz, I've been in a relationship,

1:12.6

a serious relationship for the last four years with my boyfriend. However, last week, I uncovered

1:18.4

some concerning text messages on his phone and discovered he was having coital relationships with both

1:24.1

my mother and my grandfather. Very concerning chastity.

1:28.3

And while I certainly have my own thoughts on this,

1:31.3

let's turn to the expert.

1:33.3

Dr. Schlitzitz, any advice for chastity

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