I'm Ted Con caffeine and this is a man.

All world knows who you, too are.

This summer,

Julian Norton and his lover were found dead at Hagatie's waterhole.

A mystery thought buried.

Been in hiding for months.

It only strikes when there's a need.

Comes back to the surface.

When my boy's autopsy came back, there was something in his blood,

not any of the usual shit, something else.

Two detectives will stop at nothing.

No, no, no, no, there is only room for one bad shit crazy in this spring.

I am not crazy, I'm angry.

To bring the darkness to light.

You start talking or I give the police the biggest drug bust this town's ever seen.

You believe in comic justice? I need to see people pay for what they do in this lifetime.

Who did this? Feels personal.

I got no idea.

Ted, you're never going to believe this.

He's been under around noises this whole time.

Ted?

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