Good evening, gentle listener and welcome to Distractable, a wood elf production with your hosts,

Warris and Wade, Brainy Bob and Magnanimous Mark. This week, the tear-inducing tattling

tribe compare the tastiest of protein morsels, the most succulent of steaks. Yes, it's time

for ex-chibum, the king of meats. Please prepare thy condiments and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome to Distractable. Here we discuss anything that interests us and

compete to see who can bring the most captivating stories to the table. Whoever brings the most

interesting story as judged by me will be declared the winner of the podcast and will

be the winner of the right to host next week's episode and play the role of judge. Jesus,

God, that was awful. It's a hell of your making. You did this. Whatever I called a draw,

I thought that meant I would get the host again. Why would that mean that? That's not what

I thought. Because it didn't, it didn't was supposed to mean that that I just heard. We tied

for winning, not tied for losing. That's not how that works. I think we all lost after

that intro. That felt really cool. Yeah. So this week is the first joint judging of

which only Wade is a contestant and will be subjected to our harsh criticisms and will

be the sole provider of entertainment on this episode here. That means I would not

be winning though, right? No, no, no, no, you can be judged to have lost even if nobody

wins. If I lose, who hosts? Well, we'll have to just join host again and you'll get

to go. So you win one. Look, we never plan ahead ever. And that's not going to start now.

We're going to fold those our way through this. Whatever the consequences will be fine.

I think that's our slogan here at Distractable It'll be fine. I thought it was it was probably

okay. It'll be fine. I marked that down. Got it. Okay. Good. Alright. So Bob, how are

you fellow judge Bob? Oh, I'm I get a privilege of small talking first as a judge. I like that.

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