Kiwi On Your Wee Wee

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Emily talk about Spokane, riding ATVs, and vacuuming at 2 AM. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com/shows/ Get some Colors, and get your mind right! https://colorsgummies.net/ Discount code: loosey15 Follow Emily Wemily! IG - https://www.instagram.com/emilythephotographer_/ Follow Craig! TikTok - https://tiktok.com/@craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Komi - https://craigconant.komi.io/ Small Business Plugs: Need a natural, holistic facial or some Ayurvedic healing? Contact Cynthia at Ritual Skin and Soul: https://instagram.com/livecynplyayurveda/ https://instagram.com/ritualskinandsoul/ Kettlebells South Bay - https://www.instagram.com/kettlebellssouthbay/ PV Coin Exchange - https://palosverdescoinexchange.com/ Deadlight Visions Graphic Design - https://instagram.com/deadlightvisions/ Donny Honcho's Healthy Pet Products - https://linktr.ee/localdogdaddy Swank Hank's Handmade EDC - https://swankhanks.com/ Glitch Pudding, Acrylic Artist - https://instagram.com/glitchpudding/ Hoobs Glass Art - https://www.hoobsglass.net/ Craig's Holistic Doctors: Dr. Jay - https://www.instagram.com/100yearsjay/ PBC Health - https://www.instagram.com/pbchealthwellness/ Robert Kiyosaki - Liabilities to Assets - https://youtube.com/watch?v=A8vD_XO0vUU Healing affirmations: Louise Hay - https://youtu.be/lz16YqpWkz4 Wayne Dyer - https://youtu.be/44ImQV46lF4 Change Your Thoughts, Change Your Life - https://youtube.com/watch?v=14JxE7i0EPc Louise Hay Sleep Meditation - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz8bHR4o7E0 Craig's favorite healers: Esther Hicks (AKA Abraham Hicks) Joe Dispenza Bruce Lipton Dr. Sebi Also shout out to these light workers giving out that lost knowledge: Dr. Delbert Blair Dolores Cannon Santos Bonnaci

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0:00.0	How shit.
0:03.0	Howdy do you,
0:05.0	Howdy do you do, everybody. I got cat hair and my cute-ass son on my phone.
0:25.1	Two-to-two. Look how cute. She took that shot. That's a good shot. That's a Gerber baby right there.
0:30.5	He's a little chunky monkey right now. He's teething. You got to get my ice. Frozen kiwis.
0:39.5	That'll make sense later.
0:41.1	No frozen fruits, good.
0:42.9	Well, not grapes.
0:43.9	Bad one.
0:44.9	But like to chew on for the teeth.
0:48.1	I've saw it on TikTok.
0:49.6	I'm learning a lot.
0:51.2	Anyways, come to a show.
0:52.9	First of all, we are sponsored by Colors Gummies.
0:57.2	They're just delicious.
0:58.9	Try them.
0:59.7	There's nothing in them.
1:02.0	Lucy 15 for 15% off at checkout.
1:06.6	L-O-O-S-E-Y-1-5.
1:10.0	Get your Colors mushroom gummies.
1:12.1	Also, my brand will be out any freaking day now.
1:15.2	I'm waiting.
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