4.7 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 December 2022
⏱️ 63 minutes
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0:33.0 | I should have asked you this off-air, how are you doing? Oh bad! For those of you who are just now caring about other people, Emily lost her beloved Gracie last week and it's very sad, traumatic losing a pet. |
0:51.0 | Very unexpected. Do you don't want to talk about it? I can't. I mean, no, I can talk about it. This isn't like a 2020 review, I'm trying to get you. |
0:59.0 | I mean, it's a pretty obvious bottom of the cob. There's very unexpected. I have a little urn necklace with her ashes and I just found a clip of a nail and I opened it up and I wedged a little piece of toenail in there. They did that fast! |
1:15.0 | I feel like it's like three to six weeks. I know. It was very fun. I will say the event was very nice. The person who I called for Euthanasia, who I was on hold with for 20 minutes, which I was texting you because it's like being on hold to pay someone to come put your cat to sleep is. |
1:35.0 | But yeah, I paid double the price to have her cremated alone and not have her ashes mixed with other people. It's so insane and then I went today to pick up her new urn because the other one was not befitting her status. But it's hard. |
1:55.0 | Did you tell your employer that that's what you were doing or did you lie? |
1:59.0 | Today, I just left. They're not awake yet. Okay, that's fair because you're on another coast. That's fair. I just left the house. I put a fake me in my calendar and I drove over to Whiskers Paus and Wags, which is dead next to a strip club. |
2:14.0 | Your pet crematorium right next to a place called pinups. Are you sure Whiskers Paus and Wags wasn't the strip club? |
2:21.0 | Yeah, it's odd. It's so odd to pay for and to go there and it's like I would have paid any amount of money. But it's still like, here's my credit card. Can you and I have them swap the ashes from the wood and earn I got for free to the hundred dollar sleep and cat earn I purchased. |
2:41.0 | And I have this like weird feeling where I don't trust that they did it. You know what I mean? I'm like, you could have put anything in there. So I'm really tempted to open it back up and look in there. |
2:52.0 | What are you going to see like a dog face right? I mean, yeah, never know. Don't look at the ashes Emily. I think I don't need to I looked at them enough to put some in this and now it's been sealed back up in the new in the new thing. |
3:07.0 | Will you wear the necklace forever? Do you think I don't know I feel like it's I like having it for now. But I feel like it is a necklace where my elicit questions and I have to be like, this is just my dead cat. I mean, it just. |
3:20.0 | It's some setting up my shrine. |
3:23.0 | I feel like if you're the kind of person who gets into the pet cremation business. You're probably not a dick. |
3:29.0 | Like, yeah, they might be upselling you, but I feel like those women and it's always women who come to the house to do it like all I ever hear is that they're so sweet. I don't these people like and then we're going to fuck them at the last minute by including Dalmatian ashes. |
3:42.0 | Right. I mean you there is no reason to. Yeah, so it's but we're yeah, it's just been even coming. I just came back upstairs from putting something in the sink and I looked in my room for her. |
3:56.0 | Yeah, I know I'm sorry. You didn't ask my advice, but I had everything of blanches. We had the Shiva where we gave away a lot of stuff. You don't have as much stuff for Gracie, but I got rid of everything because like you don't need to I mean, I know that cat. I know you're still paying off that cat condo. |
4:12.0 | The three countries I have. |
4:15.0 | Whatever it is, don't feel bad if you choose to keep it and you do eventually get another cat. Don't feel bad about that cat using it. It's not like it's so personal like that's her prag like like be practical. |
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