KUWTK | S17E1

Kar Dishin' It: All Things Kardashian

Jessica Jean Jardine and Marcy Jarreau

After Shows, Entertainment News, Tv & Film, News

4.7 • 716 Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

It's the Season 17 premiere! Sadly, our sweet Jess is in NYC. But Marcy is holding it down with a special guest, a fan favorite, Mariah Smith! She's updating on her new KUWTKE endeavors and dissecting our dolls. We get into the new Skims promos, Kanye's future Wyoming compound, and Kylie's billionaire status. And then we dig into the juiciness that is KUWTK: we got Kim with a mysterious ailment, Kourtney pondering the meaning of life at forty, and pick up on the Khloe/Tristan drama we ended Season 16 on. Dang, it feels good to be back! Huge thanks to Mariah for filling in this week. Check out her Keeping Up with the Kontinuity Errors content on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/KUWTKE/posts. Today's episode is sponsored by FabFitFun. FabFitFun is a seasonal subscription box with full-size beauty, fitness, fashion and lifestyle products. It retails for $49.99 but always has a value of over $200. Use coupon code "DISHIN" for $10 off your first box at www.fabfitfun.com. We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at [email protected]!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Carditionit, the podcast about all things Kardashian.
0:13.2	You probably noticed that Jess didn't do the intro.
0:16.6	Because God damn it, the week that we're starting back with our season 17, keeping up with the Kardashians, she has a trip to New York for work.
0:26.5	And it's really sad. I miss her. I'm sad she's not here. And only one person would do to sub for her.
0:34.2	There's only one person in the world that I could think of that I would want to share this
0:38.0	with other than Jessica. Well, Trish as well, but, and you guys love her. So I know you'll be
0:43.8	happy. It's the only person I know that you would accept from keeping up with the continuity
0:48.4	errors, Mariah Smith. Hello, thank you. It's an honor. Oh my God. We always love having you on. It's always so fun.
0:57.3	Welcome to L.A. You're living on here now. Oh my God. Yeah. I'm an L.A. resident. I am writing.
1:02.9	She's a television writer. Yes. And tell him, go ahead and plug all your stuff. You just started some stuff, right?
1:12.3	Yeah, so I have moved to L.A.
1:15.1	Yeah.
1:15.9	And I'm writing on a new Fox sitcom called Outmatched,
1:20.4	which premieres next year, I want to say.
1:23.0	It's really funny.
1:23.4	You're like, I know it's going to be sometime.
1:26.3	But who knows when.
1:27.2	I don't know when, but we'll let you know.
1:29.2	And I also started, is it a Patreon?
1:31.6	Yeah, you started like a Patreon.
1:33.3	Tell them what kinds of content you're going to be giving.
1:36.3	What I'm going to be doing is like writing, but for me, since I have this new writing day,
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