Hello and welcome to Cartesian, the podcast about all things Kardashian.

And I'm Jessica Jarden.

And I'm Marcy Jaro.

Hi, Jess.

Hi, Marcy.

Anything different or new this week?

I guess we have some people here with us.

That's very exciting.

We're doing our first live episode.

We're acting like total imbeciles being too excited about it, but I think that's...

Absolutely.

Look, I've been in my house alone for over a year,

so this is very exciting for me. Look, this is more humans than I've interacted with. Yeah,

is in so long, I can't even think straight. I'm like, giddy. Oh, my gosh. Well, we'll get to our amazing crew that's hanging out with us and watching. We'll get to some Q&A at the end, but it is so fun. For anybody who's listening to this episode, Marcy and I are just used to seeing each other. And we're looking at 136 other faces, which is just beyond belief.

So I will say that Jess always looks this great.

Oh, please.

But I definitely am wearing makeup

for the first time in a long time.

So you look beautiful.

You always look beautiful.

You have perfect skin and- All that matters is-lissening blue eyes. You always look beautiful. You have perfect skin. All that matters.

Listening blue eyes. They're not blue. I've told you that many times. I don't know why you do this.

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