KVJ Cuts- What Didn't Happen To Jbird This Weekend (04-21-25)

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🗓️ 21 April 2025

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Only one thing didn't happen

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0:00.0	All right, so which one of these things did not happen to J Bird over the weekend?
0:09.7	Did a random KBJ Nationer challenge his dad to a tennis match?
0:14.3	Did he sit down to pee after a few high noons, delicious canned vodka or tequila beverage and crack his toilet.
0:21.9	Did he film the first scene of the KBJ horror movie?
0:25.5	You get called out by a kid bully because he got some dinosaur facts wrong on the show.
0:31.4	Or did he buy two sets of Golden Girls Tumblers?
0:35.0	Okay, I'm going with the tennis match.
0:36.5	Virginia's going down with the crack in the toilet.
0:39.1	Either one of these, something that did not happen to you, Jay Bird?
0:42.1	Oh, yeah.
0:43.1	Did not buy those tumblers.
0:44.8	But I wanted to.
0:46.1	Oh, okay.
0:47.3	All right.
0:48.0	I settled for the low-budget cups instead.
0:50.5	Oh, you did?
0:51.1	Okay, tumblers.
0:52.1	Too expensive.
0:53.1	Yeah, that's a rich man's game.
0:54.8	It is.
0:55.2	A tumbler is.
0:56.2	Yes, but they do make Golden Girl regular cups.
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