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The Read

Comedy

4.9 • 27.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Let these straight n---as be gay, sis. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

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0:00.0	I'm happy day.
0:07.0	Oh, happy day.
0:09.0	Oh, happy day.
0:12.0	Yeah.
0:13.0	I'm dead sleep
0:25.6	And you're tricking
0:27.2	In the club with dirty foot bitches
0:31.1	My girl was there
0:34.1	And she witnessed
0:35.6	She had a camera phone. She took pictures. You. You were on the
0:43.5	dance floor grinding with a stripper hole name diamond. Foss and hard, you was shining.
0:52.5	Everything she drank, you buy it.
0:57.8	Fuck, nigga, you need to stop lying before I get mad and pull out my nine.
1:06.2	You want a new bitch to fuck, then that's fine.
1:09.7	But don't fuck hers. Then try to fuck, then that's fine. But don't fuck hers.
1:12.5	Then try to fuck mine.
1:14.0	Literally.
1:15.7	You keep telling me you ain't touch her.
1:19.5	But something.
1:22.5	Something keeps telling me that you don't fuck her.
1:27.3	Now, I ain't that bitch that you want to play with.
1:31.2	So, nigga, drop them boxers.
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