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Long Winded with Gabby Windey

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 736 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

I am a victim!!!! Finally!! Of attempted extortion with emphasis on "attempted." All the pain and no gain. Today I'm telling you everything about an ominous text message that went nowhere, something called "misandry" and a never been heard theory on overpopulation and h*mosexuality

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:08.8	All right.
0:09.8	Let me assume the position, which is my reading glasses, you guys know.
0:16.0	And I have my winter coat because it's below 70 degrees in Los Angeles today, and that calls for winter.
0:24.2	You think I'm depressed for fall?
0:27.4	Just wait to see me in winter.
0:29.6	You won't hear a peep.
0:31.4	Nobody's going to speak of me.
0:32.9	I won't be speaking of anybody else.
0:36.2	No, I'll be hibernating deep in doom and gloom. Ice is going to run
0:43.1	through my veins and my skin. So we'll get there. We're not there yet. And welcome back to
0:49.8	another episode of Long Windward. I switched out my prodas for the lenses, for those of you listening,
0:59.0	they look just like the glasses. You might have gotten after LASIC. It looks like I have 6010 vision,
1:06.6	far-sided, and I need something to fix it quick because I'm I'm running into cars I can't
1:15.0	really see stop signs up close miserably failing the crossword because everything's blurry
1:20.7	so I just got out of my appointment with LASIC and or a bug who's dying to go splot. I'm begging to be electrocuted by one of those
1:35.6	electric fly swatters, by one of those zappers. If somebody could do that straight to the dome,
1:41.9	maybe all my problems could be cured. But lobotomies are outdated.
1:46.4	They didn't get such a good rap, did they?
1:49.4	Nobody really thought that was a good idea after all.
1:53.3	So that's me.
1:55.5	Okay, and here I'm drinking.
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