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🗓️ 22 August 2024
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Just another arborvitae, the Leyland cypress (Cupressus × leylandii et al) has to be one of the most deplorable species we’ve investigated on Completely Arbortrary. Learn all about this tree’s poorest qualities, then join us for a segment of Slang Game!
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0:00.0 | What's up, up, Fungal Associates? Welcome to Completely Arbitrary. |
0:09.0 | It's a podcast about trees and other related topics. |
0:11.0 | I'm one of your hosts. My name is Alex Croson and of course as always the man himself |
0:17.2 | Casey clap. It's me Alex. I'm Casey. Wow |
0:20.5 | Casey. Oh Casey's taking a nice sip of Bud Zero. |
0:25.0 | I got so excited that I could drink, I could drink, quote, |
0:30.8 | beer again. |
0:31.8 | Yes, yes. Because I got 0.0% alcohol |
0:34.5 | Exactly for anyone who doesn't know Alex you are now four years so or years |
0:38.5 | Just recently you you reach that that maximum yes, yeah, yeah sure did Congratulations. Thanks, I? Yes, I sure did. |
0:43.0 | Thanks, I'm feeling pretty good about myself. |
0:45.0 | It's probably the thing I am like, maybe not most proud of, but like the coolest thing about me from my perspective is like yeah I don't |
0:55.1 | drink alcohol I haven't for four years it's not like I've not I mean any amount of time to |
0:59.4 | be sober is impressive yeah but it's not like yeah I stopped drinking last week it's like four years that's an |
1:04.4 | investment yeah it is it's an investment and I think it's also it's kind of like you |
1:08.4 | taking control of your own kind of culture where you're in a culture where alcohol drinking is prevalent and |
1:16.1 | almost expected. New York Times did a thing about it where like it's almost like |
1:21.3 | the thing that makes everything function in a social situation |
1:25.2 | interesting yeah and so she's like if somebody forgets the booze everyone's like oh |
1:29.2 | shit yeah it's like oh this party sucks like, well, do you really like those friends |
1:34.1 | to begin with if the party sucks because there's no booze? |
1:36.8 | Good question, Casey. |
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