This is Bob.

Welcome to the shit show.

Things are going to get weird.

Get your fave villain, Kale Lowry.

And you're listening to Barely Famous. Hello Kristen.

Hello ma'am.

I need to give you some updates, some life updates, some gypsy rose blanchard updates, and to just let you know that I will be on Tylenol and I've be broken for the remainder of the day.

Oh, you're doing the birthday?

So this is the week of celebrating Creed for his birthday because I won't actually have him on his birthday.

So between... I won't actually have him on his birthday.

So between the week of celebrating Creed pretty much all week and booking the trip to Disney,

we did away with the birthday parties this year, as you know.

That being said, I jam-packed this week with stuff,

not realizing that I am too out of shape

to be doing said stuff, okay? So you could not have prepared me for the amount of

pain that I would be in from the state fair. Why, you might ask? I don't know. The weight that was on my knees, my lower back, my head, I am in pain. So it was an extremely

humbling experience. Why was there weight on your back your knees and your head?

Well, the weight on my knees, the pain in my lower back and the pain in my head.

Maybe that's a better way to say it.

Okay, I was like the weight you at the fair.

I mean it's like my own body weight that I can't handle. So that being said,

what's so funny is that like, you know, I'm friends with Jerry from the dude dads and he's like super fucking fit so I was like oh like maybe I could get fit and do like a 5K or something or like Disney half marathon again like one day.

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