Let me tell you about three things that are really important to me, okay?

Number one, efficiency.

I don't like extra steps.

I don't like wasted time.

I spend probably an hour every day thinking about how I can make my day as efficient as possible.

And I know what you're thinking.

Spending an hour a day thinking about how to be more efficient probably is inefficient, right?

Wrong. Wrong. Because while I'm thinking about how to make more efficient probably is inefficient, right? Wrong, wrong.

Because while I'm thinking about how to make my day more efficient, I'm doing other things

that are productive, okay? And that's called optimization, okay, which leads me to number two,

optimization. Making every single step in the day count.

Every single action is accomplishing two tasks.

Do you see what I'm saying?

Optimization, getting the most done with the least amount of effort.

Is that even what optimization means?

I don't know.

I actually have to Google it, to be honest.

Optimization is the action of making

the best or most effective use of a situation or resource. Okay? Number three, crisis aversion and

preparedness. I think we all want to be prepared for a crisis. Close your eyes and think about

a time when maybe you had food poisoning at school and you

pooped a little bit, not enough to like throw your whole pants away, but just a little bit

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