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🗓️ 30 October 2023
⏱️ 97 minutes
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0:00.0 | All right, here we go, to my wife. I feel obligated to tell you, |
0:07.4 | another woman has stolen my heart. By this, I mean she literally pulled it out of my body |
0:14.0 | and ate it. Freaky stuff. I really had no say in the matter. Technically now, I am deceased, |
0:22.2 | which legally nullifies our marriage. They say, till death do us part, and goddamn |
0:30.0 | am I dead? Uh, just disgustingly so. I was not a good husband to you. In fact, I faked my death |
0:37.6 | many times, so as to trick you into leaving me alone. Though this may be hard to believe, |
0:45.5 | I can assure you this time nothing about my death has been fake. Know that even though I, |
0:54.4 | your faithful husband have died, I will always be your boo. Ha ha, get it. Good luck with the |
1:05.4 | oranges or whatever chip. That'll go over well. |
1:23.8 | Hi, everyone. Welcome back to just roll with it. My name is Grizzly. I'm the only dungeon master. |
1:36.8 | Mrs. Rooktide. Hey, everybody. My name is Bizly. I play Jep. Hey, what's up? What's me, |
1:45.3 | Condi? Um, I commiserate with everybody who had to watch that just now from Bizly, and I do |
1:53.4 | offer my deepest condolences, uh, for the loss of whatever it is he just took from you. Um, |
2:02.4 | I played J Farron. Yeah. I'm Charlie Slimes ago. Hey, I play Girlier. I got the whole |
2:14.4 | fucking thing. Dude, look at this. This is crazy. This thing, it's so tight too. I'm fucking, |
2:20.8 | I'm, I'm snatched. I'm snatched like a, like a fucking medieval, medieval porridge maker. |
2:27.6 | Oh my god. Yeah, no, it's like the whole thing, man. It's so fucking cool. |
2:31.1 | That's crazy. Where did you get that? How did you get that? That is fire, dude. Big, massive |
2:35.8 | credits to, um, uh, you can find on Twitter, uh, PoodWattle. PoodWattle. He made this whole thing |
2:43.6 | and messaged me about it and turns out he actually lived nearby and so I just went on and he |
2:47.5 | put it on me and I haven't been able to get it off for weeks. PoodWattle. We don't do the intro |
2:53.3 | anymore, but we did it one more time just for you. I, I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Dude, |
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