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Music Hello, welcome to like-minded friends with Susie Ruffle and Tom Allen. It's just me here at the moment.

First of all, apologies, the voice quality is probably not that great. I'm recording

this on my phone because I am currently in my living room, wrapping presents. It's quite early

in the morning. I'm doing this before my daughter gets up. I can't get to my microphone because it's in the cupboard in her room.

So you've got this. Apologies.

I'm just doing a little intro to this episode because we've got a very special treat for you today.

We've got a portion of the live show that we did last week at the Bloomsbury Theatre, which was so much fun.

Thank you so much if you came. It was, oh, I just had such a brilliant time. And if you came,

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